literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via perks-of-being-chinese)
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
Yep
What a series of unnecessary events
(via colethemole-blog)
*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*
Just take the train 😊
how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?
(Source: bewbin, via succeeding)
I live for lazy rainy days that I get to just sit on the couch, watch tv and talk to you
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
